In Which Lexi Talks About Breaking Dawn Part 2 (A.K.A. the Death of Literature and Death In Literature)

So I went to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 today yesterday with a friend, a fellow Anti-Twilighter. We were going as loltrolls and were prepared to be kicked out due to our inability to not comment on what we saw.

Guys. Holy shit. Guys. This movie. This... this movie...

I think my brain is broke.

Because I know someone might not want to be spoiled for the BIG FREAKING TWIST, here is a spoiler-cut.

In Which Lexi Talks About Fifty Shades of Grey

NOPE.

NOPE. NOOOOOPE. NOOOOOOOOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOPE.

THOSE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. FEMINISM IS DEAD. EVERYONE CAN GO HOME.

Oh, wait, I have to actually talk about it? Damn.